How do you do, you knickknack navigators? The Garage Sale Review is back in action, ready to chronicle the fascinating tale of strangers selling crap in their yards, as well as document all the yard sale wisdom that these junk fiends tend to discard like unwanted pennies, or, as I’ve seen available at several sales before, like secondhand underwear.
Yes, it’s a tough gig being a garage sale reviewer out there on the Crescent City yard sale circuit, but someone has to hold Del Norte’s junk slingers accountable for the quality of their sales via public glorification/humiliation. And this week, as far as quality goes, was a mixed bag. Literally, this bag I saw for sale for $1 at one garage sale I went to — which was covered with a stylish cat print that I couldn’t take my eyes off but also had previously been filled with a deceased grandmother’s old lingerie — was mixed. Let’s get down to business, shall we?